Just call me...

hollowtones:

BTW, water is quite good at making you thirsty or Wet. A lot of people know about this.

lierdumoa:

stonerzelda:

tumblartifacts:

thewalkingassbutt:

myownlilfantac:

falloutboise:

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

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Image of Australian Olympic speed skater Steven Bradbury's unlikely win in 2002 after all the other skaters trip and fall. Bradbury is labeled "Supernatural." The skater who came in 2nd is labeled "Doctor Who." The skater who came in third is labeled, "Sherlock."

cooleventually:

sunbakery:

weirdolesbo:

weirdolesbo:

whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg

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I spent like a solid hour to find this post because I couldn’t stop thinking about it

maureen2musings:
“jacklodgephotography
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real-retail-stories:

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

charlesoberonn:
“inthefallofasparrow:
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“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.” ”

charlesoberonn:

inthefallofasparrow:

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“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

stereomike:

“rise and grind” okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

maaarine:

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Cunk on Earth 1x04

japanese-plants:
“Mizuaoi Water Hyacinth by Koson Ohara (1877-1945)
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japanese-plants:

Mizuaoi Water Hyacinth by Koson Ohara (1877-1945)

officialgleamstar:

calware:

calware:

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i’m so confused what is this person even saying

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teacupmotif:

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

boag:

haggadahhandittothem:

boag:

394627486283962718494:

The Paul siblings 😍😍😍

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Every day I am tormented by the fact that I am the mind behind Roop Paul and that people who weren’t friends with me or following me back then almost NEVER believe me. I made this meme in picsart when I was like 14 years old and now at 20 I see it all the fucking time and friends always send it to me on Instagram when a popular meme page reposts it like “didn’t u make this in 8th grade djjsjfjskcjKfn” and almost every time I see a meme involving rupaul the comments are full of Roop jokes . And there’s this one meme page I follow that’s like pretty small but the username is “motherroop” and their followers call them Roop . And like I’m just constantly reminded of my own greatness and the fact that I will never be granted recognition for my extremely powerful and absolutely fucking fascinating mind 💔

I understand. my sister’s best friend made the “imagine troy bolton” meme when he was in sixth grade. It’s a hard legacy to carry

THIS ONE????

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