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milfkon:

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starting a collection

rhube:

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week. pic.twitter.com/aZvvPYQ23i  — Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) July 17, 2023ALT
Whoever "trimmed" those trees may have just killed a bunch of trees on city property, that weren't theirs to trim. Get ready for a fine and sanctions.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
It so needs to be looked into. If they’ve illegally butchered these trees, they will have to replace them. Hoping LA requires trees of similar age and size. I know it’s nothing to the studios. But still.  — pro-union (@daisybug42) July 17, 2023ALT
My city requires similar age and size. I'm sure LA requires it as well. The replacements are going to cost a small fortune.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
tree law tree law tree law!!! (I love tree law)  — Dear Lustful Medicant (@gfrancie) July 17, 2023ALT
Not only did I complain on LA's 311 about this but I do happen to know an entertainment reporter over at the LA Times. I just contacted her about this. Welcome to my world. I have a very big vast network of people.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
*Soft, disparate, whispered chanting*  Tree. Law. Tree. Law. Tree. Law.  — Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAW  — BasiliskOnline 🦎 itch.io (@BasiliskOnline) July 17, 2023ALT
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS TREE LAWWWWWW  — 🏳️‍⚧️ Shivers 🪩 Capital Killed Elysium 💥 (@FemChainsawJack) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  — Josie Brown 𓅓 (@TheOutlawJosie) July 17, 2023ALT

You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)

riverdaleheritageposting:

barbaragiglione:

barbaragiglione:

i really want archie to call gay kevin a slur and have a whole episode dedicated to everyone trying to gently educate Dumb Archie on what he can and can’t say to gay people then at the end he realises what they’re trying to tell him and he’s just like “guys i sucked over 100 dicks in the military i can say whatever the hell i want”

AND THEN he turns to kevin and he’s like “wait… gay kevin… you’re gay? congrats”

Riverdale Heritage Post

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

themythicalcodfish:

bestest-goblin:

rapidashmascot:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter:

guerrillatech:

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no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

surfclown:

surfclown:

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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bysshe-shelley:

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if percy shelley were alive today, i know for a fact he would be a huge hit on tumblr dot com.

kirbyofthestars:

n-breezii:

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el chocolatine de los ojos tristes

headspace-hotel:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say “masks are a government conspiracy” and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say “I have chemical burns on my face”

things people expect in a political confrontation:

  1. Facts
  2. Logic
  3. Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

  1. Open sores

This post: “Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back”

Me: off to a compelling start

carriesthewind:

carriesthewind:

I don’t care if you, personally, want the U.S.’s public sex offender registry to continue to exist, (and think it will work well if it’s just tweaked a little!).

Even just looking at the registries own goals: Where are your studies showing that it is actually effective at meeting any of its ostensible goals? If it’s such a risk to get rid of it, why do so few countries allow public access to sex offender registries? (And were is your evidence that the public registry increases safety in the countries that have it?)

“Killing the cop the lives in your brain” means, in large part, not accepting criminal legal system solutions to problems just because they feel good and right to you. It means not accepting the criminal legal solution as the best or only solution to serious social problems, just because it’s the solution that’s currently in place where you live.

I’m going to respond to one of the comments on this post, because I think it serves as a good vehicle to explain why I hold this position, and why I felt the need to state that I don’t care about people’s personal desires for the U.S.’s public SOR to continue to exist. Before I begin: I am deliberately not including screenshots (instead just quoting the person) or the person’s name, because that feels too much like targeting them and singling them out. If they want to comment in response to this, that’s fine; however, if these aren’t your comments, please do not go looking for these comments or otherwise be a jerk to this person.

(Also obviously a lot of discussion about sexual assault and child sexual abuse below the cut, given the topic. Please skip this if you don’t want to read that.)

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nathanielthecurious:

one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or “being a gladiator… was… very… dangerous” then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries