every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
I too believe in Space Jam
My favourite part was that Granny was the violent cheerleader :D
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
Straight as his rainbow slinky.
babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted
rip dick butt
gone but never forgotten
93 years of dick butt
*remembers outer space*
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
there’s a clear reason why he’s one of my favourite people ever
all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’
- nerd loser
- utter dork
- sweet precious baby
- trASH BAG FROM HELL
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch
oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.