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mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

squad-trickster:

hands0me—jackass:

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

#awkwardbreakup is my fave

theconsultingdramaqueen:

In Prisoner of Azkaban, Lupin tells Harry the dementors affect him worse than the others because he has horrors in his past that others haven’t got. But why would his worst experience be the night his parents died, something he doesn’t actually witness, remember, or…


Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

mamalaz:

Old Hollywood Avengers

(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)

meladoodle:

this one time this bird smacked into our window and it got really injured and couldn’t walk properly so me and my sister tried helping it and gave it water, bread and spent a day nursing it back to health. it looked alright after a while so we took it outside. after about 5 seconds, it did the biggest shit on the table and flew away. i think about that bird a lot. fuck that bird man

sergeantcas:

Misha accidentally mistaking a water bottle for a microphone and being an adorable, giggly marshmallow about it.

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komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

“Attention all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. This is Steve Rogers. You’ve heard a lot about me in the past few days. Some of you were even ordered to hunt me down. But I think it’s time you know the truth. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not what we though it was. It’s been taken over by Hydra. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The strike and insight crew work for Hydra as well. I don’t know how many more but I know they are in the building. They could be standing right next to you. They almost have what they want. Absolute control. They shot Nick Fury and it won’t end there. If you launch those helicarriers today Hydra will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way unless we stop them. I know I am asking a lot but the price of freedom is high… it always has been, and it’s a price I am willing to pay. And if I am the only one, so be it. But I am willing to be that I am not.”

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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beginte:

surly-cat:

beginte:

surly-cat:

What lengths is Castiel going to go to, to survive this upcoming season? [x]

I’m burning up my grace, just to say goodbye…

GO TO YOUR CORNER, SURLY!

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open